Quaker Man

The Quaker Man IS the one. He is the planet, he is the solar system, he is the moon, he is the sun, he is the milky way, and he is the galaxy. Quaker Man is the reason this very story exists, he is more then a god, he is a enigma. Quaker Man created this galaxy out of being bored. He does not help anyone, all he does is watch the crap happening with entertainment. If he gets bored, he'll create another character(s) or events to see what the characters would do. The only way for him to die is if someone kills him outside of the dimension-347.